AMAZING...

It's amazing how photos like these could be done.  Parang 3d dimensional na parang pag lumusot ka, nandun kana sa TWILIGHT, hahaha kahit hindi ako TWILIGHT fan, sa totoo lang yung unang-unang movie lang napanood ko eh.  Pero parang when I look at this photo, parang nag-iiba yung mundo ko.  Yung part na pag napunta ako sa kabilang parte ng photo na ito,  kasama ko na si Peterpan, or si Narnia, or lahat masaya.  Yun lang share ko lang.  Wala kasi talaga akong maisip na ibang bagay pag tinitingnan ko ito.  Nag day--daydream na naman ang lola mo.  Well yun lang share ko lang.  Saka na ako makakaisip nang bonggang-bonggang kwento. Enjoy! =)

MAKE IT SIMPLE

PSYCHO....

I am what I am...

CALL CENTER BLOOPERS!

IKR!  I have been working for a call center industry for the last 5 YEARS I think.  So from those years I have experience a lot of Funny moments and Funny Quotes and Funny Moments (Again!) which I would like to share with you.

Disclaimer : This are shared because it's funny but not to boast around.  I'm also not PERFECT.  I'm also included in here, just so you know!  Enjoy! =)

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(Collections...)

CUSTOMER (Cx) :  Why do you keep calling me?  I already told you I can't make the payment.

AGENT : For your information. I'm not the one calling you, it's the machine. (oo nga naman, hindi nga naman manually dialled yon di'ba... hahaha..)

(Collections...)

Cx : no hablo Ingles. me espanol pro favor...

Agent : no hablo espanyol senyor.. let me tranfirir to the departamento espanyol... (si KOYA, may sariling dictionary ng Spanish oh....sabay dial nang Spanish department...hahaha)

(Collections...)

Cx:  (unauthorized person calling...about the account...) I am the mother of the account holder.  I would like to know the amount of the bill so I can pay it.  My daughter is not here but She gave me permission.

Agent : I apologized.. But we need to speak with your daughter GIRL.. (ahmm, KOYA, my daughter BOY ba?...lol)

(Collections...)

Cx : (shouting...)  I told you I already made the payment, why do you keep calling me?...

Agent : It's not the biological person that is calling you it's the machine... (..science ito,, KOYA...lol)

(Technical...)

Agent : Let me put you on hold.  I will need permission from my supervisor..

Cx : (Murmuring..) Stupid Moron!

Agent : (hears it..) what did you say? I think I heard something..

Cx : Oh I said that your very kind and very helpful...

Agent : Oh, why thank you. I'm sure my supervisor would love to hear that too.. (ahmm.. nanghingi pa nang commendation si ATE oh...lol)

(Collections...)

Agent #1 : Hi my name is KC.  Account number please...

Cx : account # 12345236367...

(Agent #2 seating infront of Agent #1...receives a call..)

Agent #2 : Hi my name is Stephanie... How can I help you?

Agent #1: (HearsAgent #2...) .. I'm done with your payment Mr. Cx.. Again my name is Stephanie.. Thank you for calling.. (ay, si ATe may Identity crisis...)

(Billing...)

Agent : Hi my name is Maya from Billing.  What can I do for you?..

Cx : I want to know the breakdown of the bill...

Agent : Sure I'll be more than happy too give you the breakdown... blahblah...

(after giving the breakdown...)

Agent : Did I sort things out for you. I'm glad.  Again my name is Czari. Have a great day!

(ay..may identity crisis din teh...lol)

(Collections...)

Agent : (very sleepy..) Hi. Thank you for calling.  How may I help you?

Cx : I want to make a payment..

Agent : (still very sleepy..) That's good to know.  Let me assist then.  Can I take your debit card #?

Cx : debit card #... 12343455...

Agent : (super sleepy...) I'm sorry I didn't get all of it... can you repeat it?

Cx : (2nd time) debit card # 123455...

Agent : (one-eye open now because of very sleepy...) I really do apologized, but I didn't get it... Would you like to repeat it.

Cx : OMG! Would you like to take the payment or not...? I have a lot of things to do...

Agent : OPO!  (ay,, biglang naging magalang kaso teh TAGALOG! EOP pls.lol...)

(Technical...)

Agent : (sleepy...) Hi this is REN.  How can I help you?

Cx : I have a problem with my DVR?..

Agent : Sure. I'll help you out... What's the problem?

Cx : Here's what happen... blah...blah...blah... jargon...jargon..jargon...

Agent : (sleepy..) ANO?  (EOP pls...lol....)

(Billing...)

Agent : Hi I'm Anne from Billing.  How can I assist you?

Cx : (Irate..) You stupid moron... Bitch.. Stupid.. blah...blah..

Agent : I'm sorry If you can give me your name and your details.  I might be able to assist you..

Cx: (still Irate..) you bastard... stupid moron... blah.. blah..

Agent : I'm sorry. but we don't tolerate that kind of profanity over the phone.  This is your first warning.  I will need to disconnect you if you won't stop.

Cx : (still irate...) You stupid moron ..bitch... bitch..bitch..Fuck you...

Agent : Oh. I see you're giving me your name... Thank you for that information... (lol..mautak si Ate noh..sinong tanga ngayon?)

(Billing...)

Agent : Hi thank you for calling..  My name is...

Cx : (interrupts..) Why are you charging me this amount on my bill.. It's pretty high. Explain..

Agent : I would love to.  Can you give me your account # so I can take a look at you bill?

Cx: (gave information..)

Agent : Thank you. (takes a look at the bill.) I see those are short code #/'s. 

Cx; (irate...) Shortcodes?!?, what are those??, I'm THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S USING MY MOBILE PHONE. NO ONE ELSE...

Agent : Let see.. (further checked) Ahh.. those are shortcodes from Adult services.. here are the information, the Date/Time/ and how many times... and usually....

Cx : (interrupts...) I don't want to know about them anymore.. Let me make the payment then... (ayun oh, huli kaw noh...manyakis..lol...)

(Billing...)

Cx : I want to make a payment..

(processed the payt..)

Agent : I have already processed your payment. Do you have a  PEN and a PEPPER?? (magluluto teh..?lol..)

(Billing...)

Cx: I want to make a payment..

(processed the payment..)

Agent : I have already processed yhour payment.  Would you like to write the authorization code?

Cx: Yes please..

Cx : Do you have a Pen and BALLPEN ready?... (yun oh, para may choices...kaso saan kaya isusulat?...lol.....)

(Collections...)

Cx: I want to make a payment.

Agent : sure. I'll be more than happy to take your payment.  can I have the debit card # pls.?

Cx : 12345665...blah...blah..

Agent : What's YOUR expiration date Sir?

Cx : What???

Agent : I need YOUR expiration date Sir, the month and the date (ahhh specific... pala...)

Cx : January 2012... (Sumagot naman.... si LOKO!)

Agent : that's near Sir... hehe... (at nagbuild pa nang rapport si KOYA oh... lol)

Cx : Yeah I know... (at sumagot nama si KOYA... hahaha...) WINNER!

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You see marami-marami yan.. eto lang ang mga examples ba..  Kaya kahit napakahirap nang aming ginagawa, hindi mo rin maiiwasan na mapansin ang ganitong kamalian.  Nakakatuwa di'ba. Enjoy. =)

A BLOGGER'S NOTE...

...GOODBYE PREVIOUS BLOG.. HELLO TO THE NEW ONE... 

Sa totoo lang.  I have done like 2 - 3 blogs na before but then after a few days I get to busy that I forgot I have a BLOG and I forgot all about it.  Then someone or something will remind me of it but because it has been months, I will forgot what username and password did I use.  So it will result to me creating a new one, which is like happening right now.  Funny, but it seems to me that I always have thoughts in my mind that I like to share,  which sometimes you can only share with a person or if a person is not available then share it to your yourself.. Well it would seem crazy if I just talk to myself, and I'm not like so Lady Gaga so why not share it to the world, baka may maka-relate di'ba.  So what I'm just trying to say is.  Hello NEW BLOG of mine and I hope our existence will last a lifetime. =)

STARIRAY...

"Lucky Star"

by: Kaiye

I have a Lucky star

Who always makes me smile

To show how much He loves me

And to show how much He care

I have a Lucky Star

Who's always there beside me

To guide me, protect me

In every way He can

I have a Lucky Star

In Him I feel important

In all I do, And in all I say

To Him I'm always special

I have a Lucky Star

Whom I loved the most

Don't even guess, Who is it

'Coz my Lucky Star is YOU 

I created this POEM when I was still in college.  Siguro mga 2001 - 2002 pa siguro.  Ito ba yung mga times na super inspired pa ako and bigla nalang pumasok sa isip ko yung mga words na ito.  I believe na kaya maraming stars sa kalangitan is because may isang STAR dun na para sa bawat isang nilalang sa mundo.  Hindi sila nawawala kahit umaga na, nagtatago lang sila sa mga ulap but there are still there.  To guide us ; protect us ; to inspire us pag down tayo.  And kaya siya lucky star kasi makikita mo siya na super shine kapag down na down ka.  (Bongga!) kaya siguro maraming astrologer sa mundo ngayon and sometimes binabase pa nila sa mga stars ang kanilang kapalaran. (O di'ba).  So here goes.  Hope you enjoy! =)

TRUST CONDOM!!!!

"TRUST, ELASTIC, MAASAHAN"

I know what you're thinking.  Ikaw talaga!!! Hmmm...  Nahikayat ka sa Title noh?!?.  Sometimes Curiosity stinks noh. Hehe!!!

  ~ 2 MOBILE PHONES (NOKIA C3-00 & MY PHONE TW28DUO), 1 DIGITAL CAMERA, I-POD SHUFFLE, (2PCS) 100 NEW PESO-BILL , (8PCS) 20 NEW PESO-BILL, GUCCI POUCH, + SOME BOTTLE OF PERFUMES...

Above are the things that was stolen inside my office locker last 21st November, 2011.  I filed an incident report but that's it.  I will not retrieved all those things back.  I know that for sure for I might be the latest victim but I wasn't the only victim and I wasn't the 1st one either.  A lot of incidents similar to my case had happened.  So even if I said I'll move on.  It did happened.  Hello!  And this kind of incidents are not really easy to forget.

Let me share to you my previous experience...


Let's give it a title... "TRUST OR....NOT" 


Here goes...

I remember when I was still in college.  I trusted a friend.  Itago natin siya sa namesung na "JOYA TO THE WORLD". I treated HER as my bestfriend, my sister, I bought HER LUNCH everyday, I paid HER fare when we always go HOME together,  I gave her what I have, I treated HER family as if they were my own.  I also protected HER from everything that can harm her. 

One day my Papa bought me my very own 1st mobile phone.  He actually loaned it from his company just to give it to me, so we can have communication always.

Then one day, like a daily routine.  Me and my friend went home together.  We rode the bus going to Alabang.  As always,  I paid our fare, for I'm thinking that she might have no money left.  Also that day I lent her one of my favorite bags, for I saw her bag, it was already broken.  When we were in the bus.  She asked if she can borrow my mobile phone for she needs to text somebody.  So without any doubt I lent her my phone.  Then she forgot to give it back to me and we already took off the bus and parted ways.  But I thought that it's okay, for we are going to see each other tomorrow at school anyway.

The next day came.  I brought my mobile charger with me for I know for sure that my mobile phone might be low battery now.  So I waited in the lobby for her.  Our 1st class is at 7am.  When I saw her,  I hurriedly open my bag and took the charger out and ask her where my mobile phone is so I can charge it already.  I was so shock when she replied.

"It's not with me.  I gave it back to you yesterday." Joya said.

"No.  I completely remember it's still with you because you were still "texting" when we reached Alabang." I said.

But she continue to deny it.  So after a few arguments I decided that.  My very 1st mobile phone is completely gone.  Things came rushing to my mind.  Like what will I tell my Papa?.  It's not completely paid yet.  But I know for sure that I can't get it back. 

I decided to forget about it and just concentrate during our class.  She just acted like nothing happened.  And I was thinking that maybe she gave it back to me that time but I just completely forgotten if I put in inside my bag or not. Or I might be a victim of a snatcher inside the bus.

So days past...

One day.  She didn't come to class.  I was thinking she might be just late.  But she was absent the whole day.  I got concerned, so after my class.  I hurriedly went outside the school and rode a bus going to her house.  She might be sick or something bad might have happen to her.  I was so concern.   Before I rode the jeepney going to their subdivision I bought some fruits for her.  Their house is just little so when you reached the screen door, you will see everything that's inside.  I knocked at the door, and I saw her watching movies.   When she saw me she hurriedly open the door and I went inside the house.  I wasn't even there for a few minutes when I notice a familiar thing in the corner.  The 1st thing that came into my mind was "wow she bought a mobile phone". 

So I asked her

"You bought a new mobile phone na?" 

Then the next thing really sent shivers to my spine.  When she realized what I was referring to, She hurriedly went to where the phone is then get it and went straight to her room.  I was so shocked  I don't know how to react.  Then she came back as if nothing happened and sat infront of me. 

I asked her then

"Is that my phone?" 

"I'm not going to get mad just as long as you are going to give it back to me for my Papa is still paying for the loan of that phone."

But then she said that it's not a phone that I saw but just a "calculator". 

"a Calculator, but why do you have to hide it inside your room if that is just a calculator?."

But she keeps on insisting that it's just a calculator.

I can't stay any longer.  As if my heart is going to burst any minute at that point so I just said that it's getting late I have to go home.

That's it! The friend that I treated as a sister, as a family.  I gave my all to that person but she stole my mobile phone and hid it right in front of me.  


And she thought I'm stupid enough to notice the difference between a calculator and a mobile phone. 

We still see each other everyday at school but I didn't treat her the way I treated her before.  I just treated her as a regular classmate.   And as for that person she still acts as if nothing happen.


3 months past by...

We were inside the ROTC room.  As we were "Sponsors of ROTC".  And of course "Joya to the world" is also there.  Then we decided to go home.  Then I look at my bag.  Oh oh... I found out that my mobile phone is not there anymore.  I just have a pouch-bag so there is no pockets to search.  I panicked.  I was so shocked.  So I asked one of the ROTC cadets to search the whole room for it.  I can't think, I can't move.  I didn't realize that they didn't search her bag because she's also one of the ROTC sponsors.  Then you go again.  My mobile phone got stolen.  I couldn't react.  So again I realized,  I can't have my phone back anymore.




Then 3-4 days after...  

 "Joya to the world" went to school.  And guess what?! What a surprise that she has a new mobile phone.  I asked where did she buy the phone.  (It was a different model from the mobile phone that got stolen or lost, whatevs!).  She said that her godfather gave it to her.  Ok fine! That's good news.  So life goes on.  I always borrow that phone from her to play because there is a certain feature that you can check your "LOVE METER".  (Just type in the name of the person you have a fancy with and your name then it will calculate how compatible you are with each other.  I know corny right, but hello I was still in my college years, USO YUN!).  So most of the time, I have the mobile phone.  And she  doesn't even mind that the phone is with me.




Next day...


Me and Joya and a friend went inside the ROTC room.  Like we always go if we are not doing anything or we have no classes.  It's also a privilege for the ROTC sponsors like us to make use of the room.  So I was sitting on one of the desk watching Television.  (Yes, we have T.V. inside the room too. as one of the privilege too.)  And the two of them were chatting.  Like always I borrowed the mobile phone to check my "LOVE METER" it's like a daily routine na for me.


So while I was using it.  Our other friend noticed the phone and she asked...


"Joya, is that your new phone?"..


"Yes."  Joya answered...


"So, what happened to the other phone that you have 3 days ago?..." our other friend asked...


It was hard for me to hear their conversation for we are just on the same room and it's just the three of us there.  That other friend was just looking at herself in the mirror so she didn't realized that "Joya to the world" is making gestures for her to stop talking.  But she doesn't seem to noticed it.  But I did.  So she continue to talk...


"Joya, did you already sell the (mentions the model of the phone) sa Metropolis?" she asked.


Joya panicked.  She stood up and asked "our other friend" to stop.


"Ssshhh.. let's not talk about it already..." Joya said.


But it was to late.  I heard it everything already.  I was there.  And probably that "other friend" of ours didn't know that the phone that "Joya to the world" sold sa Metropolis to buy a new mobile phone is mine.  Then it HIT me.  The one that she stole from me 3 days ago.  I'm not blind or stupid not to realized that she did it to me again.


That time I realized what kind of person she is.  Then I also realized that I was still holding her mobile phone.  She actually look at it.  Like I was never going to give it back to her.  So she didn't have the courage to tell me that she needs the phone now.  So I didn't give it back still.  We went to our last class. (yes we were classmates too..).  The phone is still with me.  And she's not even asking it back.  She may have realized that I discovered her secret.  To be honest,  for a second I was really thinking that I won't give it back to her.  Technically, this is mine!  The money that she bought this from is the money that she got from selling my mobile phone.  But then I realized my parents didn't raise me to this bad person.  So even if we were suppose to go home and I still have the mobile phone with me.  I called her up and I gave back the phone to her.


"Here's your phone,  Ingat ka."... I said.

That's also when I realized that even if you give everything to help a person.  You really can't trust anybody completely. 


I ended our friendship right there and then.  I never talked to her and even now if I can see her adding me up in facebook. (the nerve).  I realized that I'm more fortunate than her because I have my  well-manners, good parents, hard-working love-ones, and I still have my conscience.  That's the most important thing here.

=)

1...2...3......JUMP!!!

"1...2...3...JUMP"

 

JUMP POSE! A very popular pose' sa photo session, with your barkada, kahit saang parte pa nang mundo yan.  Mapapansin natin na kahit saang event yata sa ngayon eh may ganyang pose.  Hindi yata matatapos ang isang "PICTURAN" or "KODAKAN" (ika nga!) nang walang "JUMP POSE' SHOT"".  Napansin ko lang kasi kahit sa mga pictures namin marami-rami rin yan.  Bukod sa "Wacky", at "Stolen" shots yan na ang pinaka popular ngayon.  Ilang lang ito sa mga photos na may Jump Shot poses kami. Enjoy! =)

taken at @Nuvali Sta. Rosa, Laguna, Philippines, when my good friend Nina visited us before going back to Kuala Lumpur.

SO SHARE YOUR JUMP POSE' THEN =)

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SECURITY ALERT!!!

SECURITY ALERT!

2 MOBILE PHONES, 1 DIGITAL CAMERA, I-POD SHUFFLE, (2PCS) 100 NEW PESO-BILL , (8PCS) 20 NEW PESO-BILL, GUCCI POUCH, + SOME BOTTLE OF PERFUMES.

Those are items that was stolen inside my locker, at the office premises with all the security and stuff.  This happened last 21st,November, 2011 between 12am-2am (ayon sa aking pagkakatanda).  I was already home when I realized that those stuff was stolen.  Patulog na ako, so as daily routine, I'll be getting my mobile phone to use as my alarm, but then I realized wala yung GUCCI pouch ko, nasa loob pa naman yung 2 mobile phones ko and I-POD shuffle ko na kakalagay lang na songs like 2 days ago. (Pinaghirapan ko pa naman yun eh!) The next thing I checked is my wallet.  My wallet is there, Thank GOD!, but then when I opened it up, limas ang kayamanan ng Lola mo. As in...inventory bigla... I.D.'s (checked!), Cards (checked!),  important papers (checked!).  My new printed bills na bigay sa akin as Birthday Gifts na kasamahan ko sa office (GONE!).  Shocks!!!, nanakawan talaga ako.  It was like the middle of madaling araw like 2am but Napasigaw talaga ako.  "OH MY GOD, NANAKAWAN AKO!!!!.  Napatayo ang brother ko na naglalaro ng favorite niyang "Shaiya" and my Papa, jumped like a step from their room to the living room when he heard me shouting.  My mom also went outside the room too.  She was hysterical than me.  She was like shouting.  I-report natin sa police, sa media, tawagan mo yung mga friends mo sa media.  This has got to stop...(hysterical pa sa akin ang mama ko...)  I was like so sad that nanakawan ako without me even realizing it nung nasa office pa ako.  So the next thing I thought about is I need to get back to the office.  So with my brother off we go.  Special na kung Special yung tricycle but I need to get back to the office ASAP. 

When we reached the office.  I hurriedly went inside the office where the guard is.  Inabutan ko pa si Ateng guard na inaantok-antok.  So I shouted na "Ate, nanakawan ako sa locker ko."  So nagising naman siya and tinawag niya yung guard sa ibang floor to check.  By that time I know for sure that we can't find the culprit.  That person baka nakauwi na nang same time like I did.  Of course if you're the culprit, would you have the courage to stay pagala-gala pa sa office if you know that somebody will realized na ninakawan mo siya?!  No you won't. Nakakapanginig nang laman!?!  Everybody is a suspect by that time.  But nagpapasalamat ako sa mga tumulong sa akin na mag-search sa lockers.  And mga officemates ko na cooperative naman na binuksan nila yung mga lockers nila for me.

I know by that time na hindi na mababalik yung mga nawala.  Pero naiinis ako sa lack of security and negligence ng office namin sa security nang mga employees dun.  Nagagalit ako dahil parang ako pa yung sinisisi nila dahil sa ang padlock ko daw is not a good padlock kung hindi yung number combination lock.  Nakakainsulto na ikaw na nga ang nanakawan ikaw pa ang may kasalanan.  Hello F.Y.I. marami na po akong companies na pinanggalingan and yung padlock na yan ang gamit ko.  Sa lahat ng companies na pinanggalingan ko, and I've been there for 3 years... diyan lang ang may kawatan and lack of security cameras.  Ilang beses na po tayong nanakawan, iba-ibang tao na ang nawalan pero wala po tayong ginagawang pagbabago.  May security camera nga, pero nakatapat sa door na hindi naman ginagamit, as in walang pumapasok at lumalabas sa door na yun.  Anung silbi nang camera dun?  Eh kung nililipat na lang yun sa may Locker area, kahit hindi sa mismong locker area , sa hallway papunta sa locker area, eh di matagal nang nahuli ang culprit na yan.  Pero hanggang ngayon nagtatanga-tangahan lang tayo sa nangyayari.  I'm sure masaya naman ang culprit na yun dahil naka Christmas package siya di'ba.  Graveh!. We are working on the same company and pagod and puyat ang pinaghirapan ko dun so I can afford to buy those things.  Ikaw dadaanin mo lang sa isang iglap.  Ni hindi mo pinaghirapan yun.  You have no HEART and SOUL.  Anung klaseng magulang meron ka?  Anung klaseng upbringing meorn ka?  Anung klaseng pagpapalaki ang ginawa sa iyo?.  SUPER!

So ngayon nga after like a week or so, parang walang nangyari balik sa daily routine ang mga tao sa office.  I'm sure nag li-lylo lang yung kawatan na yan.  And after like a few months, may magic na namang mangyayari..F.Y.I. ulit, may media tayo.  Sana wag na nating paabutin sa ganito na kailangan pang ibang tao ang gumawa nang paraan para sa imbestigasyon nang mga pangyayari.  Dahil I'm sure may maapektuhan sa magaganap. Mag-iisip-isip na tayo mga tsong-tsang... =)

MY VIEW OF NUVALI...

model: Antonina Jane Avenido-Gan / photo taken : Nuvali, Sta. Rosa, Laguna, Philippines

Oh, this is not "Meteor Garden" and that is not "Shangcai", hehe... That's my friend Antonina Jane Avenido-Gan.  (She's in KL right now and I missed her na...huhu..).  And that is a view of Nuvali.  Located in the Sta. Rosa City, Laguna.  Ang galing kong kumuha no..  =)

This has always been my favorite photo of Nuvali.  It is not because it was taken using my friend's camera, or because my friend "Nina" is the model.  It is because I feel so proud taking this photo.  It makes me feel happy whenever I see it.  It's like paradise and nothing can go wrong.  I feel like a professional photographer (even if I'm not).  But these photo always reminds me of good memories spent with my good friends.  Nag-biking kaya kami dito.  Ganda noh.  Akalain mo.  May gusto ngang bumili nang picture na ito.  Ilalagay niya daw sa isang billboard kasi nakakahikayat na tingnan.  Parang paradise daw. As in WOW di'ba kaso.  Ayoko nga isa lang to sa mga photos na I treasured kasi.  Ito yung mga times na masaya ang araw.  Perfect and scenery and kasama mo yung mga friends mo sa biking.  O di'ba One way of doing exercise while girlfriend bonding.  NICE! =)